- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Your mam is so fat.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

salad days!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A lot eh?

The Princess is in another castle

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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