- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How many light bulbs? 1

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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