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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

You should read the Terms of Service.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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