- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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