- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Women's Rights

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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