A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Wenis Penis

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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