what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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