Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Caramel Boing.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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