What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Caramel Boing.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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