- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

No it doesnt..

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.