Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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