- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

I wrote a funny joke.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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