-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Women's rights.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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