- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*