- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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