How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Your're racist.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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