- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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