- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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