What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

G:nock nock B:come in!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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