Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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123 f*ck off

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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