- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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