Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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