- Anti Joke

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I named my son ps2 controller

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

The Colts this year.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.