- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Your mom went to college

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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