- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Black people having a Job.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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