- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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