Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Women's Rights

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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