- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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