- Anti Joke

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Ebola

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.