- Anti Joke

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

The cream, it is coming

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.