- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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