- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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