- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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