How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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