Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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