- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's your blood type? Red.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Diarrhea

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Hail Hitler

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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