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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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