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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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