What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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The Labour Party.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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