- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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