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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

I enjoy Popcorn

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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