Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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