- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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