Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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