Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Okay.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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