- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

taking out the trash... at night

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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