- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

your face

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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