- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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