What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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