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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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