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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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