Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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My jeans

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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penis in the camel

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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