What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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