A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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