- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Matthew Baker

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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