- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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