What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Jovan

I'm hungry.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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