Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Get it? More.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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