Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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