- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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