Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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