What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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