How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Women's rights.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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