- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

you see theres this guy.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Large 4

Your're racist.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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