- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Women's rights

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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