- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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