- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Steve Jobs is alive.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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