Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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