- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

my penis

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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