- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Gay rights.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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