- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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