- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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