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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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