what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Women's Rights

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

I C U P White stuff

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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