- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Knock knock Come in

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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