- Anti Joke

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.