- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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