why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Once, I went to Peru.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why did the black guy die? cancer

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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