- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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