Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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