-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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