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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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