- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

The child was fired from his job.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

David Cameron

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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