- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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