Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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