Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Anti Joke

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