- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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