Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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