- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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