- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Yanter, Look it up

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A fat guy!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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