- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

women's rights

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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