- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

123 f*ck off

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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