- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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