- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

knock knock Goodbye

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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