A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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womens rights.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Andoni was here

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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