i like it in the mouth

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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