What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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