-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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No it doesnt..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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