- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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