Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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