What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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