- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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