- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

This is an anti- joke

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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