Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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kennah campion when she talks

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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