Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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