- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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