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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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