Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A van drives into a car.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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