- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

a black man walks out of popeyes

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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