- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

wanna here a joke? you.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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