Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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