What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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