- Anti Joke

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

salad days!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

your face

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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