- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

knock knock!? . . No.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

womens rights.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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