- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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