- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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