- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

He--Hey guys

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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