- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

your face

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

salad days!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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