- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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