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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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