- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Matt is a Duster!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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