- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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