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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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