- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

girls basketball

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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